God, I should have known as soon as I threw on that mumu he was coming for me. I might have raised him too well.
Your Outfit is Terrible.
Once a month we send a handwritten card (in a wax sealed envelope) with some serious sass on it. If you're going to throw shade, do it right honey. It makes a great gift for that friend you invite to parties because you have to. Let your squirrel friends know you're thinking (poorly) of them.
THROW SHADE
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If Beyonce is making lemonade this this season, these bitches are throwing lemons off a four seasons balcony and laughing about it.
This made the perfect gift for my mother in law. Saved me from throwing wine on her at the Christmas party.